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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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