I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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