I'm really into asian looking animals
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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