I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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