It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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