I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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