He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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