God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
