is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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