i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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