I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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