Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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