This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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