Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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