Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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