Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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