Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize