I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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