I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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