My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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