I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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