What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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