remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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