YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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