The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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