I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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