HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
