At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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