last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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