My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Randomize