Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
