Apparently you make a good broom.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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