I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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