Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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