I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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