dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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