the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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