i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's never too late to be topless.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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