Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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