is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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