i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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