She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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