We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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