I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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