...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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