I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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