is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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