I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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