Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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