CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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