just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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