kristin has been a bad kristin
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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