i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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