Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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